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一个关于 UDP 的英文笑话

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  •   zxgngl · Feb 17, 2016 · 2952 views
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    Knock knock.

    A UDP packet.

    Who's there?

    5 replies    2016-02-20 16:49:51 +08:00
    eric
        1
    eric  
       Feb 17, 2016   ❤️ 2
    我来歪楼:

    "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
    "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
    "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
    "Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
    "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
    "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
    "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
    "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
    "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
    "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
    CrazySpiderMan
        2
    CrazySpiderMan  
       Feb 17, 2016
    这个我从 Twitter 看到过, 它说的是异步编程的笑话. 原文如下:

    An asynchronous operation.
    Who ’ s there?
    Knock knock.

    地址: https://twitter.com/iamdevloper/status/690170694106087424

    话说这个 iamdeveloper, 绝对值得关注, 几乎讲得是 IT 的段子.
    rim99
        3
    rim99  
       Feb 17, 2016
    @eric 绝了
    Tourin
        4
    Tourin  
       Feb 18, 2016
    哈哈,看懂了
    WhoMercy
        5
    WhoMercy  
       Feb 20, 2016
    @eric LOL
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